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Holy Hump Day…
Now, that’s the kind of flower arrangement I’d like to get, eh Mimpsters?
If you’re not into sending your lady love some floral, maybe get her something that won’t wilt after a few days, like Jimmy Janes Little Chroma.Maybe your love won’t last a lifetime, but this vibe sure will.
I’ve always been fond of being able to pleasure myself during long, pining droughts of manlessness, but I have always had a hard time finding the appropriate mechanical mates. I’ve tried em all.
The mini lipstick. The egg. The the large vibrating glow in the dark mammoth faux wang I got from Spencer’s when I was fifteen…..God. FIFTEEN and I was buying vibrators, haha.
But In all of my years on earth I had yet to find that perfect vibrating robot creature that would make all of my wildest masturbatory dreams come true. Until the Jimmyjane that is.
These little pieces of pleasure are expertly crafted possibly by a woman….Women were definitely consulted during the making of these vibrators. Unlike the bra…..
But that lovely little peace sign device, or better known as The Form 2. My vote goes to…..peace, man. That thing literally reads my mind! It knows exactly what I want, when I want it. Hard, soft, pulsating or convulsing it does its thing until I do mine.Taryn wrote about it how much she loved it. Sticky wrote about how it blew her mind. And, now here I am.
It can’t compare to my boyfriend, of course, because he’s a human and I can’t love inanimate objects. Yet, when he’s not around, and I need a little knocking at my door, I have no problem cozying up to my Jimmyjane Form 2.
Ladies, treat yourself. And fellas….There’s still time for a vibing stocking stuffer you can both enjoy. Get it HERE…
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